Hal Quote #71
Quote from Hal in Rollerskates
Malcolm: How about my skates? Can I at least try on my skates?
Hal: Absolutely not. You need at least two more days.
Malcolm: Two days?
Hal: Uh-huh.
Malcolm: I know enough to play a stupid game of street hockey now. That's all I care about.
Hal: Malcolm, we go at the speed I say. This is about safety and proper technique.
Malcolm: But it doesn't make any sense.
Hal: That's because you're not in a skating state of mind. Now, that's it. Okay? We're done. Go home. You know what? Thanks to your attitude we are now a day behind.
Malcolm: Fine!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Rollerskates’ Quotes
Quote from Malcolm
Reese: This isn't fair.
Malcolm: Yes, it is. It's absolutely fair.
Dewey: I'm getting hungry.
Malcolm: We're doing it my way.
Dewey: They're getting cold.
Malcolm: Do you want 'em divided up fairly or not?
Reese: You have more than me.
Malcolm: No, I don't. We all have 29 inches of fries so far. I have two four-inchers, five three-inchers and three two-inchers. You have five five-inchers and a four-incher. They're exactly the same. [Dewey puts a fry in his mouth] Dewey. Okay, we're going to assume this was a four-incher from the share pile. 117 minus 3 times 29 divided by 3 minus... We each take a two-inch bite out of this one. [to camera] Last week we had curly fries. It took us three hours.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Boys, they're called Gut-Busters. They take a sausage, stuff it with cheese, wrap it with bacon and shove it in that deep-fat fryer full of lard. They're indescribable. Bon appetit.