Malcolm Quote #354
Malcolm: Dewey, I want to tell you something. I love you.
Dewey: Don't say that!
Malcolm: It's true. I love you so much.
Dewey: You're just saying that 'cause you think we're going to die. This is all part of your hating life thing.
Malcolm: You're wrong. I love life. I realize that now. It's imperfect, but I love that, too. And I love Mom and Dad and Francis... and even Reese. I love you all.
Dewey: Stop it. We're going to be fine.
Malcolm: Why don't you stop it, Dewey? Why don't you stop pretending everything's great and tell me you love me, okay?
Dewey: We're not going to die!
Malcolm: Yes, we are! We're going to die! This is the ultimate proof that I was right all along! And I don't need some stupid little kid giving me fake reassurances!
Dewey: Well, I don't need some crybaby brother taking all the fun out of being at the zoo!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Zoo’ Quotes
Quote from Lois
Lois: Oh, for God's sake, Malcolm. [Malcolm groans] This is the last time I'm going to tell you. Get up right now!
Malcolm: [under covers] I'll get up when the world stops being a cruel joke, which is never!
Lois: Malcolm, you smell like a locker room. This has got to stop. You've wasted your entire summer lying in bed feeling sorry for yourself. Your father thinks we sent you away to camp.
Malcolm: You're right. I'm a pathetic loser.
Lois: [sighs] Honey, this is just a phase. Every teenager goes through it. I did, your father did. Francis cried in the shower every day for six months. Reese wouldn't get out of the dryer. It's awkward and it's painful and you think it's never going to end. Now get out of bed! We're going to the zoo.
Malcolm: Why are we going to go stare at a bunch of pathetic, caged animals and fat, suburban yahoos pointing and laughing at them?
Lois: Because I have a coupon.
Quote from Otto
Gretchen: This is where you will stay. It's a guest cabin, but you can do whatever you want to make it feel homey.
Otto: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Move your furniture, put up pictures. If you want to hammer a sandwich to the wall, you can do it. So, Francis, tell me, you like horses?
Francis: I honestly have no idea.
Otto: I love horses. Their bodies are so big and their feet are so tiny, they make me laugh. [chuckles]
Piama: This is just so generous and nice of you. This place is so beautiful. I never want to leave.
Gretchen: Oh, this is what happened to Otto. We were on vacation and Otto was so happy to be away from the stress of running the factory.
Otto: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 25 iron lung machines per day, and if you make one teeny little mistake, boy, do you hear about it.
Quote from Dewey
Malcolm: Let go of me. I don't want to be your baby-sitter. I just want to be by myself.
Dewey: Are you mad?
Malcolm: I'm not mad.
Dewey: You sound mad.
Malcolm: Fine, I'm mad!
Dewey: Who are you mad at?
Malcolm: I'm not mad! Look, you wouldn't understand.
Dewey: Yes, I would.
Malcolm: No, you wouldn't. You're still living in your kiddie dream world. You don't realize you're nothing but an insignificant speck of dust Lost in an uncaring universe full of random tragedy.
Dewey: What's a lemur?