Francis Quote #26
Quote from Francis in Sleepover
Francis: Finley, what are you doing in the cupboard?
Finley: Poquito cabeza.
Francis: Get out of there, man.
Finley: I can't. I've been marked by the brothers of the apocalypse. Poquito cabeza.
Francis: Brothers of the apocalypse? It's ridiculous. It's five seniors with limited imaginations.
Finley: Yeah. That's easy for you to say. You've got Stanley protecting you. And you're not holding poquito cabeza.
Francis: Would you stop saying poquito cabeza.
Finley: I can't. And I'm not coming out. Oh, could you turn in my math homework?
Francis: [closes cupboard door] These guys are so lame.
Stanley: Amateurs.
Francis: Poor Finley. [erases Finley's name] He's good at math, right?
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Sleepover’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
[After Stevie lands in a pile of cardboard boxes after his runaway wheelchair rolls up a ramp:]
Malcolm: Oh, my God! Stevie, are you okay?!
Stevie: Can't feel my legs.
Malcolm: That's not funny.
Quote from Francis
Francis: Sorry. It just feels so amateurish. I mean, I know you guys are trying, but I've been tormented by the best. Let me tell you a little bit about the master.
[flashback to Lois screaming at a basketball coach in front of a young Francis:]
Lois: Traveling?! He wasn't traveling! Why don't you put your glasses on, buddy? You're missing a great game! Oh, oh-oh, you're going to give me a technical?! You're going to give me a technical?! You can't give me a technical!
[flashback to a long-haired Francis, his girlfriend and Lois on the couch with a photo album:]
Lois: Look at that little pee-pee. Oh, Francis, I forgot how tiny you are. Oh, oh, oh. That's the moment of his birth. You see? See him coming out feet first? Doctors said it was the biggest mucus plug they'd ever seen.
[flashback to Lois yelling at Francis in the guys' locker room:]
Francis: An eight-inch scratch on the car, Francis! Do you know how much that'll cost to fix?! If you think you are ever, ever borrowing my car again you are sadly mistaken! And I saw that tattoo, Jimmy! I'm telling your mother!
[present:]
Francis: And that's just the stuff I didn't block out.
Quote from Lois
Lois: [answers phone] Hello. [heavy breathing on line] Hello? [heavy breathing continues] Listen, pervert, this is the third time you've called and I have just about had it with-
Stevie: Is Malcolm... there?
Lois: Oh, hi, Stevie. Sorry.