Lois Quote #103
Quote from Lois in Traffic Jam
Man: [on phone] Ma'am?
Lois: Yes. Did you ask your supervisor?
Man: Yes, and this phone is for emergency roadside assistance only, ma'am. I can't connect you to a private line.
Lois: Look, I have got to get through to my babysit...
Man: Look, just let me talk to the supervisor. One moment, ma'am. [deep voice] Hello. This is the supervisor.
Lois: No, it isn't. You're just disguising your voice.
Man: No, I'm not. I'm really the supervisor.
Lois: You can't do this!
Man: Ma'am, I'm about to be replaced by a machine. I can do whatever I damn well please.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Traffic Jam’ Quotes
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: And then the ambulance came, but there was this balloon. And then I was chasing it. And then I didn't know where I was. And then I chased a bag. And then I really didn't know where I was. Then I saw you, and I thought maybe you could help me. [Dewey is talking to a scarecrow] Because you've helped that other girl, the one in the movie. So if you could just come to life and help me, I'd really appreciate it. [silence] Thanks anyway.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Think about it, Lois. I stopped to tie my shoe in the parking lot. If I hadn't done that, we would've been on the road 20 seconds sooner. I would've been 200 yards ahead of where I was. And then I would've been the silver Toyota.
Lois: And if you hadn't rented Body Heat we never would have had Dewey. It's all an intricate tapestry, Hal.
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: It's a good thing I found you. It's not very safe for little boy like you to be all by yourself.
Dewey: A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: Oh, don't you worry I'm gonna get you back home to your parents. They must be worried sick.
Dewey: A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: It's "E", dear. A...B...C...D...E... E.
Dewey: I know. A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...