‘Swarley’
Season 2, Episode 7 - Aired November 6, 2006
When Marshall starts dating a woman, Ted and Barney warn him that she has "crazy eyes". Meanwhile, the gang start referring to Barney as "Swarley" after a coffee-shop mix-up.
Quote from Marshall
Chloe: ...anymore. Pretty impressive, huh?
Marshall: Wow, you really did memorize all the lyrics to "We Didn't Start the Fire."
Quote from Lily
Lily: Hi. I'm Lily.
Marshall: Lily. Lily, what the hell are you doing?
Lily: I don't know. I- I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, pumpkin beer. That was a good one. I'm just- I'm gonna go. I- I'm so sorry. En-Enjoy the rest of your date.
Chloe: She seems nice.
Quote from Barney
Ted: Okay, I ran it by the group, and we decided we're gonna give you a choice. We will agree to stop calling you Swarley, but instead, we'll call you Jennifer. Well?
Barney: I'm thinking. How about this? On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays...