‘Monday Night Football’
Season 2, Episode 14 - Aired February 5, 2007
After they gang miss the Superbowl because of a funeral, they adopt a media blackout to get through Monday without learning the score.
Quote from Ted
Ted: There's no point in even watching the game.
Lily: Well, at least the commercials aren't ruined.
Marshall: Wings are still good.
Robin: Beer still works.
Ted: Ah, what the hell. Let's watch Barney lose some money.
Quote from Lily
Marshall: Hey, so check this out: I got extorted by a five-year-old today.
Robin: I almost got fired today.
Barney: I met Emmitt Smith today.
Lily: Ooh, you go first.
Ted: I tried out the Sensory Deprivator 5000.
Lily: Yeah, go ahead, Barney.
Barney: Well, I was frantically running down the street trying to find out the score to the game...
Quote from Ted
Barney: I didn't only lose the game, I lost every single prop bet. Total penalty yardage, number of replay-challenges, coin toss... What are the odds of losing the coin toss?
Ted: 50-50, give or take.
Barney: Interceptions, field-goals, total sacks, whether or not there'd be a safety, first...
[Ted puts on his Sensory Deprivator 5000 as Barney keeps talking]