Rory Quote #389
Quote from Rory in Happy Birthday, Baby
Pete: [on the phone] We did a trial run of the pizza. You know, just wanna make sure everything was right there for the big day, you know.
Rory: I appreciate that.
Pete: So we made a trial pizza, and Kirk built a pizza rack on top of his car, you with me?
Rory: Like a bad habit, Pete.
Pete: So as Kirk's putting the pizza on the rack, the thing collapses, the pizza slips, long story short... Kirk has got some severe cheese burns.
Rory: Oh my God, is he all right? [Pete groans]
Pete: Who knows? The point is... I think the pizza needs to be cheeseless.
Rory: What?
Pete: And possibly sauceless.
Rory: Pete.
Pete: The thing's a hazard, babe.
Rory: Pete, did it ever occur to you that the problem may not be the pizza, it may be Kirk?
Pete: Did not occur to me.
Rory: Well, it should have. The pizza has to have cheese and sauce, otherwise, it's not a pizza. It's bread.
Pete: Okay, look, if you're gonna insist on the cheese and the sauce, you're gonna have to provide the transportation yourself.
Rory: Fine, Pete, I will figure something out.
Pete: Roger wilco, senorita.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Happy Birthday, Baby’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Luke: You ate the cookie, and then you took a cookie out of the box and put it where the cookie you just ate was.
Lorelai: Yeah.
Luke: Well, that's nuts.
Lorelai: Rory made this for me, I don't wanna ruin it.
Luke: Then why'd you eat the cookie?
Lorelai: 'Cause I wanted a Mallomar.
Luke: But why didn't you just eat one out of the box?
Lorelai: 'Cause this one was right here. The box was all the way in the cupboard.
Luke: But you had to go to the cupboard to get the box to replace the cookie you ate off the table.
Lorelai: So?
Quote from Paris
Paris: Well, I didn't buy a new purse, I pierced my nose. And within an hour of having it done, my nose swelled up to four times its normal size, blocking all nasal passage, making it impossible to breathe. I went to the emergency room, where they pried the thing out of my nose and shot me up with antibiotics. I spent the night with an ice pack strapped to my face.
Rory: Oh, Paris.
Paris: It seems that I was allergic to the crap metal hoop that I paid $19.95 to have jammed into my nose.
Louise: Did you take a picture?
Paris: No, Louise, I did not take a picture. I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells, a burden you've not yet faced.
Quote from Michel
Tobin: Michel, did you get a bagel?
Michel: I don't want a bagel.
Tobin: Are you sure? They're Kosher.
Michel: I don't eat bagels. Bagels are like glue in your intestines and ensure that everything that enters your body will remain there until you die.
Sookie: Ew. Shut up.