Pete: [on the phone] We did a trial run of the pizza. You know, just wanna make sure everything was right there for the big day, you know.
Rory: I appreciate that.
Pete: So we made a trial pizza, and Kirk built a pizza rack on top of his car, you with me?
Rory: Like a bad habit, Pete.
Pete: So as Kirk's putting the pizza on the rack, the thing collapses, the pizza slips, long story short... Kirk has got some severe cheese burns.
Rory: Oh my God, is he all right? [Pete groans]
Pete: Who knows? The point is... I think the pizza needs to be cheeseless.
Rory: What?
Pete: And possibly sauceless.
Rory: Pete.
Pete: The thing's a hazard, babe.
Rory: Pete, did it ever occur to you that the problem may not be the pizza, it may be Kirk?
Pete: Did not occur to me.
Rory: Well, it should have. The pizza has to have cheese and sauce, otherwise, it's not a pizza. It's bread.
Pete: Okay, look, if you're gonna insist on the cheese and the sauce, you're gonna have to provide the transportation yourself.
Rory: Fine, Pete, I will figure something out.
Pete: Roger wilco, senorita.