Quote from Paris in Happy Birthday, Baby
Paris: Well, I didn't buy a new purse, I pierced my nose. And within an hour of having it done, my nose swelled up to four times its normal size, blocking all nasal passage, making it impossible to breathe. I went to the emergency room, where they pried the thing out of my nose and shot me up with antibiotics. I spent the night with an ice pack strapped to my face. Rory: Oh, Paris. Paris: It seems that I was allergic to the crap metal hoop that I paid $19.95 to have jammed into my nose. Louise: Did you take a picture? Paris: No, Louise, I did not take a picture. I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells, a burden you've not yet faced.