Jess Quote #9
Quote from Jess in The Ins and Outs of Inns
Rory: Luke, where's my toast?
Luke: It's gonna take a while. My big toaster's broken, so I got stuck with just this dinky one. [Jess lowers the controls on the toaster] How did that happen?
Jess: You're gonna break that.
Luke: It was broken before.
Jess: Well, it must've got better.
Luke: Inanimate objects don't usually get better. Did you fix this?
Jess: Please.
Luke: Jess?
Jess: I have no idea what you're babbling about. I don't fix things.
Luke: But yesterday-
Jess: I've got school.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘The Ins and Outs of Inns’ Quotes
Quote from Sookie
Lorelai: Oh, my God.
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: It's the title search for the Rachel property. And guess who owns it?
Sookie: Tell me it's not that bastard Donald Trump.
Quote from Lorelai
Luke: It just means you're a single business entity. You'll both be officers and shareholders and you'll get to make up a name for your company.
Lorelai: Oh, I'm terrible at coming up with names. When we first bought our house, Rory and I wanted to name it. You know, like Jefferson named his place Monticello but we could only come up with "The Crap Shack".
Luke: Nice.
Quote from Emily
Lorelai: New cook?
Emily: Yes, Marisella. She's introduced us to some wonderful dishes so charmingly specific to her native country.
Lorelai: What country is she from?
Emily: One of those little ones next to Mexico.
Lorelai: How charmingly specific.