Richard Quote #227
Quote from Richard in I Am Kayak, Hear Me Roar
Emily: It's miso, Richard. It's good for you.
Richard: Soup. Stefan! Stefan! Soup is not a meal, nor is a salad. Soup and salad are either precursors to a meal or addenda.
Emily: Richard, please. [doorbell rings]
Richard: Soup and salad is not a meal.
Emily: We have salmon if you want salmon.
Richard: I don't want salmon. For heaven's sakes, I don't want salmon. What I would like is a proper meal.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘I Am Kayak, Hear Me Roar’ Quotes
Quote from Emily
Emily: It's like a canoe.
Lorelai: What's like a canoe?
Emily: Life.
Lorelai: Okay.
Emily: You're just paddling along in a canoe.
Lorelai: Mother, have you ever been in a canoe?
Emily: Lorelai.
Lorelai: Well, I just can't picture you in a canoe.
Emily: Your father and I have been paddling a canoe together for years. Only now, he's dropped the paddle. He just dropped it. Not only that, but now the canoe is going in circles. Without your father there, I'm paddling on my side and the canoe is spinning in circles, and the harder I paddle, the faster it spins, and it's hard work, and I'm getting tired.
Quote from Lorelai
Emily: The idea that two grown men hitting a tiny ball with metal sticks is the equivalent of Hamlet... ridiculous. But can I say anything? No! Because I can't agitate him.
Lorelai: It is ridiculous. Golf is really more like Richard III. They're all hunched over.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: What? Her mouth is moving. I can't hear anything. Is something wrong with my ears?
Rory: No, I don't think it's your ears, poor thing.
Lorelai: Ugh, this house is a giant Skinner box with Chippendale chairs.