Quote from Richard in I Am Kayak, Hear Me Roar
Emily: It's miso, Richard. It's good for you. Richard: Soup. Stefan! Stefan! Soup is not a meal, nor is a salad. Soup and salad are either precursors to a meal or addenda. Emily: Richard, please. [doorbell rings] Richard: Soup and salad is not a meal. Emily: We have salmon if you want salmon. Richard: I don't want salmon. For heaven's sakes, I don't want salmon. What I would like is a proper meal.