Kirk Quote #3
Quote from Kirk in Christopher Returns
Kirk: The truth of the matter is that you can't pitch and you can't hit. So this'll be a terrific matchup.
Luke: Knock it off, Kirk.
Kirk: A historic lack of action.
Luke: Don't you have anything better to do with your Saturdays?
Kirk: What can I say, I'm addicted to comedy. Half an hour they've been playing, and it's tied zero-zero. Hey, if you take this show on the road, I've got a name for you. Zero and Zero. Dean Zero and Luke Zero, get it?
Luke: Doesn't even resemble clever.
Kirk: I'm dumbing it down for you, Alfalfa.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Christopher Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Richard
Lorelai: Mom, neither of these two have any musical talent.
Christopher: Hey, I play guitar. The opening lick to Smoke On The Water. And I've mastered the opening lick to Jumpin' Jack Flash.
Richard: I'm a Chuck Berry man myself. [Lorelai snorts] Something wrong?
Lorelai: I would never have guessed that last sentence would ever come out of your mouth.
Richard: And why not?
Lorelai: Chuck Berry?
Richard: Yes, Chuck Berry. He was all the rage when I was in school.
Lorelai: So we're talking pre "My Ding-A-Ling"?
Richard: I believe I am.
Quote from Lorelai
Sookie: You, get in here and tell me about the happenings at home.
Lorelai: I assume you mean, '"Dd we get our toaster fixed?" And no, it's been cold Pop-Tarts for a week. It's like a damn Dickens' novel.
Quote from Lorelai
Christopher: She has a Dean?
Lorelai: She has a Dean.
Christopher: How did this happen?
Lorelai: Well, a single-celled organism crawled out of the primordial ooze and that pretty much led to Dean.
Christopher: [sighs] I need a beer.