Lorelai: Mom, neither of these two have any musical talent.
Christopher: Hey, I play guitar. The opening lick to Smoke On The Water. And I've mastered the opening lick to Jumpin' Jack Flash.
Richard: I'm a Chuck Berry man myself. [Lorelai snorts] Something wrong?
Lorelai: I would never have guessed that last sentence would ever come out of your mouth.
Richard: And why not?
Lorelai: Chuck Berry?
Richard: Yes, Chuck Berry. He was all the rage when I was in school.
Lorelai: So we're talking pre "My Ding-A-Ling"?
Richard: I believe I am.

Rory: This is the town flower shop. Over there is a good pizza place. That's the stationery store. And that's Al's Pancake World.
Christopher: Good pancakes?
Rory: Oh, he doesn't serve pancakes.
Christopher: Okay.
Rory: He switched to international cuisine a couple of years ago and dropped the pancakes. He would have dropped the name but he had already printed, like, a million napkins with the original name so he just kept it.
Christopher: What kind of international cuisine?
Rory: He kind of hops around. Last month, it was his salute to Paraguay.
Christopher: Anyone salute back?
Rory: Not really.

Sookie: You, get in here and tell me about the happenings at home.
Lorelai: I assume you mean, '"Dd we get our toaster fixed?" And no, it's been cold Pop-Tarts for a week. It's like a damn Dickens' novel.