Kirk: The truth of the matter is that you can't pitch and you can't hit. So this'll be a terrific matchup.
Luke: Knock it off, Kirk.
Kirk: A historic lack of action.
Luke: Don't you have anything better to do with your Saturdays?
Kirk: What can I say, I'm addicted to comedy. Half an hour they've been playing, and it's tied zero-zero. Hey, if you take this show on the road, I've got a name for you. Zero and Zero. Dean Zero and Luke Zero, get it?
Luke: Doesn't even resemble clever.
Kirk: I'm dumbing it down for you, Alfalfa.