Kirk Quote #106

Quote from Kirk in Ted Koppel's Big Night Out

Luke: Oh, hey, Kirk, I got that cheese in you like.
Kirk: The Pepper Jack?
Luke: Pepper Jack, yes. Anyway, it's here, it's in if you're coming by today. Are you?
Kirk: Am I coming by today?
Luke: Yes.
Kirk: No, not today.
Luke: Kirk, listen, I got that cheese just for you. Do not leave me with three pounds of Pepper Jack on my hands.
Kirk: I won't.
Luke: What are you doing here anyway?
Kirk: Standing in line.
Luke: Why are you standing in line?
Kirk: Because I'm a follower.

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 ‘Ted Koppel's Big Night Out’ Quotes

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Quote from Lorelai

Jason: I thought the point of coming to a place like this would be to enjoy the food and the atmosphere.
Lorelai: Yes, but all of the atmosphere is out there.
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Quote from Rory

Rory: I went to junior high with him.
Lorelai: And?
Rory: He doesn't look that bad. He's the boy who dissected a frog, did not wash his hands, and then ate a sandwich.
Lorelai: Ew!
Rory: He's like the lost Farrelly brother. He's so stupid. He watched The Breakfast Club and decided to tape his own butt cheeks together.