Kirk Quote #2
Quote from Kirk in Cinnamon's Wake
Kirk: Excuse me, ma'am?
Miss Patty: Well, if it isn't Kirk the Jerk.
Kirk: I want to apologize for what happened at the store yesterday.
Miss Patty: I'm listening.
Kirk: I wasn't aware you were the Miss Patty. The owner tells me you're one of our best customers and that you can put anything in that mouth that you want. Those were his words. I... I could have paraphrased.
Miss Patty: Stop sweating and close your pores, Kirky. I always forgive.
Kirk: Thank you.
Miss Patty: Once.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Cinnamon's Wake’ Quotes
Quote from Michel
Man: [speaks French]
Michel: No, sorry.
Man: [speaks French]
Michel: Sir, I'm a simple country boy from Texas. I do not understand this Francais business you're babbling about.
Lorelai: Pardon. He knows you are not from Texas.
Michel: Smile when you say that.
Lorelai: Michel, I told you there would be a French group here for a couple days and it's your job to keep them happy.
Michel: Lorelai, I don't know how many French people you've met over the years, but most of them are insufferable.
Lorelai: Really?
Michel: That is why I left France.
Lorelai: Huh. I thought it had something to do with the torches and the villagers. Michel, talk to them.
Michel: Never. You are giving me that look, aren't you? Your patented "do it or something unspeakable shall befall you" look. [sighs] Fine. I shall be French, but I shall not be happy.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: I really like him, Rory. I can't help it. It's been a long time since I've felt like this. You can't always control who you're attracted to. I feel like the whole Angelina Jolie-Billy Bob Thornton thing really proves that.
Quote from Lane
Lane: Philadelphia.
Rory: Philadelphia? If you could live in any city in the world you'd pick Philadelphia?
Lane: M. Night Shyamalan lives there.
Rory: Who?
Lane: The guy who directed The Sixth Sense.
Rory: But what would you do there?
Lane: Hang out with M. Night Shyamalan.
Rory: Okay, cross "Guidance Counselor" off your list of potential career choices.