Lorelai Quote #93
Quote from Lorelai in Cinnamon's Wake
Emily: Oh, I'm afraid I have some bad news. Claudia died.
Lorelai: Who?
Emily: Claudia, your cousin. Claudia.
Lorelai: I'm hearing the name, Mom. I have no idea who that is.
Emily: Claudia's your cousin, for all intents and purposes.
Lorelai: Oh, now we're getting to it.
Emily: She was your father's grandmother's sister's girl. So, to you, that would make her...
Lorelai: Nothing?
Emily: Regardless. Funeral's on Thursday. I thought we'd all go together.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Cinnamon's Wake’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: I really like him, Rory. I can't help it. It's been a long time since I've felt like this. You can't always control who you're attracted to. I feel like the whole Angelina Jolie-Billy Bob Thornton thing really proves that.
Quote from Lane
Lane: Philadelphia.
Rory: Philadelphia? If you could live in any city in the world you'd pick Philadelphia?
Lane: M. Night Shyamalan lives there.
Rory: Who?
Lane: The guy who directed The Sixth Sense.
Rory: But what would you do there?
Lane: Hang out with M. Night Shyamalan.
Rory: Okay, cross "Guidance Counselor" off your list of potential career choices.
Quote from Michel
Man: [speaks French]
Michel: No, sorry.
Man: [speaks French]
Michel: Sir, I'm a simple country boy from Texas. I do not understand this Francais business you're babbling about.
Lorelai: Pardon. He knows you are not from Texas.
Michel: Smile when you say that.
Lorelai: Michel, I told you there would be a French group here for a couple days and it's your job to keep them happy.
Michel: Lorelai, I don't know how many French people you've met over the years, but most of them are insufferable.
Lorelai: Really?
Michel: That is why I left France.
Lorelai: Huh. I thought it had something to do with the torches and the villagers. Michel, talk to them.
Michel: Never. You are giving me that look, aren't you? Your patented "do it or something unspeakable shall befall you" look. [sighs] Fine. I shall be French, but I shall not be happy.