Emily: Oh, I'm afraid I have some bad news. Claudia died.
Lorelai: Who?
Emily: Claudia, your cousin. Claudia.
Lorelai: I'm hearing the name, Mom. I have no idea who that is.
Emily: Claudia's your cousin, for all intents and purposes.
Lorelai: Oh, now we're getting to it.
Emily: She was your father's grandmother's sister's girl. So, to you, that would make her...
Lorelai: Nothing?
Emily: Regardless. Funeral's on Thursday. I thought we'd all go together.