Kirk Quote #71
Quote from Kirk in Happy Birthday, Baby
Pete: We've solved the problem of transporting the big pizza thing.
Kirk: I was of little help since I'm currently in excruciating pain.
Pete: Instead of this whole one huge pizza concept, we're gonna do a hundred little pizzas all sitting next to each other.
Rory: What?
Joe: Like a pizza doily.
Rory: I don't want a pizza doily.
Pete: Okay, less a doily, more of a collage.
Rory: I don't want a pizza collage either.
Joe: Hey guys, I got another idea. How about we put the pizzas together, and then put pepperonis over the open spots. So it looks like one big pizza, tricky.
Rory: Okay, hold on.
Pete: Or we could put cheese over the holes.
Kirk: Please don't say the C-word.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Happy Birthday, Baby’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Luke: You ate the cookie, and then you took a cookie out of the box and put it where the cookie you just ate was.
Lorelai: Yeah.
Luke: Well, that's nuts.
Lorelai: Rory made this for me, I don't wanna ruin it.
Luke: Then why'd you eat the cookie?
Lorelai: 'Cause I wanted a Mallomar.
Luke: But why didn't you just eat one out of the box?
Lorelai: 'Cause this one was right here. The box was all the way in the cupboard.
Luke: But you had to go to the cupboard to get the box to replace the cookie you ate off the table.
Lorelai: So?
Quote from Paris
Paris: Well, I didn't buy a new purse, I pierced my nose. And within an hour of having it done, my nose swelled up to four times its normal size, blocking all nasal passage, making it impossible to breathe. I went to the emergency room, where they pried the thing out of my nose and shot me up with antibiotics. I spent the night with an ice pack strapped to my face.
Rory: Oh, Paris.
Paris: It seems that I was allergic to the crap metal hoop that I paid $19.95 to have jammed into my nose.
Louise: Did you take a picture?
Paris: No, Louise, I did not take a picture. I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells, a burden you've not yet faced.
Quote from Michel
Tobin: Michel, did you get a bagel?
Michel: I don't want a bagel.
Tobin: Are you sure? They're Kosher.
Michel: I don't eat bagels. Bagels are like glue in your intestines and ensure that everything that enters your body will remain there until you die.
Sookie: Ew. Shut up.