Emily Quote #145

Quote from Emily in Secrets & Loans

Lorelai: So, Mom, they started work on the house yesterday.
Emily: Oh, good.
Lorelai: These guys come at the crack of dawn and all of a sudden there's all this hammering and drilling and dust flying.
Rory: It's pretty impressive.
Lorelai: They're a nice bunch, too. And the best part is, I've been out there ten times to bring them coffee and I haven't seen a butt crack yet.
Emily: How nice. They should paint that slogan on their truck.

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 ‘Secrets & Loans’ Quotes

Quote from Sookie

Rory: We will make this up to you, Sookie.
Sookie: What are you saying? This is great. It'll be like a slumber party.
Rory: Are you sure?
Sookie: Absolutely. We can raid the fridge, we can make a nice avocado-mango facemask. Get out the tarot cards, tell fortunes, play Twister, make a Haagen-Dazs chocolate chocolate chip ice cream milkshake.
We'll watch Purple Rain.
Lorelai: Sookie, it's midnight.
Sookie: Okay, let's go straight for the milkshakes.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: Okay. Here's the deal. We will both go in. You will go in that room, but you will not say a word.
Emily: What? But I couldn't possibly just-
Lorelai: You'll say hello. You'll ask how his wife is. And that's it. After that, you will say nothing. You will do nothing. You will sit in a corner, and offer no opinions, and pull a full-on Clarence Thomas. Am I making myself perfectly clear?

Quote from Lane

Lane: I want you to rest assured that I remain me: A Nico-obsessed, X-scene wannabe with 40 Korean Bibles under her bed. I just bounce a little more.