Rory Quote #765

Quote from Rory in Will You Be My Lorelai Gilmore?

Lorelai: [answers phone] Hello?
Rory: How bald do you have to be to be bald?
Lorelai: Is this a zen call? You know I hate those.
Rory: Does it mean completely bald, or does it count if there's no hair on top but a little on the sides?
Lorelai: Well, in my experience, if a man describes himself as bald, there is nary a hair.
Rory: Nice use of "nary."
Lorelai: I'm trying to get you in the New York Times mood, use some fancy language.
Rory: Well, I will remember that if I can ever find the guy. Who knew New York was the bald-guy capital of the world?
Lorelai: I think that's on their license plate.
Rory: I'm telling you, they're everywhere, and since I don't know which one A.J. is, every time one walks in the door, I just smile at him.
Lorelai: And let me guess, they're all smiling back.
Rory: What's wrong with me? What kind of reporter am I going to be if all I got was "bald guy"?

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Quote from Kirk

Kirk: Luke, check it out. I've been published.
Luke: You have?
Kirk: Mother wanted to sell her dinette set, so I put pen to paper, got my creative juices flowing, and voila.
Luke: You put a want ad in the Stars Hollow Gazette?
Kirk: It's a powerful feeling seeing yourself immortalized in print. Sure, it's only newsprint. It rips easily, it comes off on your fingers, and the next day, people use it to wrap fish, but, hey, it's how Dickens got started.
Luke: In want ads?
Kirk: Man, this thing really flows. "Vintage dinette set, formica, barely chipped, priced to move." It's precise, efficient, Hemingwayesque in its terse simplicity. Hey, with two buns in the oven, you wouldn't be interested in a dinette set, would you? Seats four.
Zach: No, thanks, man.

Quote from Sookie

Sookie: Ooh, Angelina and Brad had their baby. [gasps] Months and months ago.
Lorelai: Yeah, you're a little behind the times.
Sookie: This is the problem with having two kids under the age of 4. World events just pass you by.
Lorelai: Are you done with those favors?
Sookie: You know, I cannot believe Britney is driving with her baby on her lap like that. What is she doing with that guy, by the way?
Lorelai: Well, you'll be glad to know they've since broken up, although it turns out he was kind of a stabilizing influence in her life. Who knew?
Sookie: You're kidding.
Lorelai: Mmm-hmm.

Quote from Lane

Lane: You didn't hear about the fight? Me and my mom, classic Kim family grudgefest? If not for your mom, we might have gone the way of pretty girls make graves. They were so young and had so many killer albums left in them.
Rory: So my mom brokered peace?
Lane: Hard-core. Listen, here's the thing. My kids are gonna need that, too. You know, when they're hiding bibles and they can't stand me. So what I wanted to know is would you be their Lorelai Gilmore? I guess that's the proper term.
Rory: Really?
Lane: I can't think of anyone who would be better. Plus, you already have the name.
Rory: I'd love to. Yeah.