Lorelai: [answers phone] Hello?
Rory: How bald do you have to be to be bald?
Lorelai: Is this a zen call? You know I hate those.
Rory: Does it mean completely bald, or does it count if there's no hair on top but a little on the sides?
Lorelai: Well, in my experience, if a man describes himself as bald, there is nary a hair.
Rory: Nice use of "nary."
Lorelai: I'm trying to get you in the New York Times mood, use some fancy language.
Rory: Well, I will remember that if I can ever find the guy. Who knew New York was the bald-guy capital of the world?
Lorelai: I think that's on their license plate.
Rory: I'm telling you, they're everywhere, and since I don't know which one A.J. is, every time one walks in the door, I just smile at him.
Lorelai: And let me guess, they're all smiling back.
Rory: What's wrong with me? What kind of reporter am I going to be if all I got was "bald guy"?