‘Love and War Show’
Season 1, Episode 8 - Aired December 14, 2000
Lorelai is giddy about the recent snowfall, even more so when it strands Max Medina in Stars Hollow. Meanwhile, Rory is stuck up at her grandparents' house when Lane does something embarrassing at school.
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: What's up?
Lorelai: Nothing. What's up with you?
Rory: You have something to tell me.
Lorelai: Boy, you're so smart. Right. Okay. Here we go. I've got a boy in the house.
Rory: You what?
Lorelai: Nothing happened, I swear. He spent the whole night on the couch. And you know him.
Rory: I do?
Lorelai: And you like him. I don't know if that's relevant. I just thought that I would throw that in there. It's Mr. Medina.
Rory: I know. My English teacher is on my couch.
Lorelai: It was the snow. You know how I get. It's like catnip. I was walking. He was there. His car was broken. We had fiesta burgers. It was the snow.
Quote from Rory
Rory: I will be better from now on, I promise. Twenty-four hours a day, at your disposal.
Lane: Dean will love that.
Rory: Well, he'll have to. You came first.
Lane: That's right. I got dibs. Okay. I have to go home.
Rory: Coffee at Luke's, 2:00?
Lane: You're on.
Rory: I wanna hear all about that hair-touching incident.
Lane: Yeah. And I wanna hear the rest of the teacher-on-the-couch incident.
Rory: Deal.