Lorelai Quote #174

Quote from Lorelai in Love and War Show

Rory: What's up?
Lorelai: Nothing. What's up with you?
Rory: You have something to tell me.
Lorelai: Boy, you're so smart. Right. Okay. Here we go. I've got a boy in the house.
Rory: You what?
Lorelai: Nothing happened, I swear. He spent the whole night on the couch. And you know him.
Rory: I do?
Lorelai: And you like him. I don't know if that's relevant. I just thought that I would throw that in there. It's Mr. Medina.
Rory: I know. My English teacher is on my couch.
Lorelai: It was the snow. You know how I get. It's like catnip. I was walking. He was there. His car was broken. We had fiesta burgers. It was the snow.

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Quote from Luke

Lorelai: There goes the fire chief, the police chief and the one paramedic with a valid license. I feel safe. Don't you?
Luke: Look at them. All relatively intelligent men but there they are, dressed up in costumes standing out in a snowstorm, and for what?
Lorelai: Because it's tradition.
Luke: Tradition is a trap that allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming. Times were simpler. Kids didn't have sex. Neighbors knew each other. It's a freaking fairy tale. Things sucked then, too. It just sucked without indoor plumbing.

Quote from Emily

Emily: What are you doing?
Rory: I'm gonna make it.
Emily: Oh, Rory, you're not serious.
Richard: That hardly looks like dinner.
Emily: I agree. Rory, that's food you eat at a carnival or in a Turkish prison.