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Gilmore Girls: Love and War Show

108. Love and War Show

Aired December 14, 2000

Lorelai is giddy about the recent snowfall, even more so when it strands Max Medina in Stars Hollow. Meanwhile, Rory is stuck up at her grandparents' house when Lane does something embarrassing at school.

Quote from Luke

Lorelai: There goes the fire chief, the police chief and the one paramedic with a valid license. I feel safe. Don't you?
Luke: Look at them. All relatively intelligent men but there they are, dressed up in costumes standing out in a snowstorm, and for what?
Lorelai: Because it's tradition.
Luke: Tradition is a trap that allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming. Times were simpler. Kids didn't have sex. Neighbors knew each other. It's a freaking fairy tale. Things sucked then, too. It just sucked without indoor plumbing.


Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: Would you like some coffee? How strong do you like your coffee? 'Cause I've built up such a tolerance to it, I make it too intense for most people.

Quote from Emily

Emily: What are you doing?
Rory: I'm gonna make it.
Emily: Oh, Rory, you're not serious.
Richard: That hardly looks like dinner.
Emily: I agree. Rory, that's food you eat at a carnival or in a Turkish prison.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: I love snow.
Rory: Really? I had no idea.
Lorelai: [giggles] Everything's magical when it snows. Everything looks pretty. The clothes are great: Coats, scarves, gloves, hats.
Rory: Thermal underwear, wool socks, ear flaps.
Lorelai: Do you know the best things in my life have happened when it snowed?
Rory: Why, yes, I do.
Lorelai: My best birthday.
Rory: Your first kiss.
Lorelai: Your first steps. They all happened when it snowed.
Rory: Feet. [Lorelai adjusts the blanket]
Lorelai: I feel good. Tingly.
Rory: That's called frostbite.
Lorelai: You are mocking your mother, the woman who birthed you.
Rory: I'm sorry.
Lorelai: During a snowstorm, might I add.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: Hey, sweets, I have a locksmith coming to the house today, like 5:00-ish, and I don't know how long it could take. So will you tell Grandma and Grandpa that I'm going to be late and that I'm having Satan's baby? You pick the order.
Rory: I'll relay the time message but I'm leaving the rest to you.

Quote from Rory

Lorelai: What are you doing up?
Rory: I couldn't sleep. It's freezing in here.
Lorelai: Wait. Close your eyes and breathe. [Rory inhales] I smell snow.
Rory: Oh, it's that time of year.
Lorelai: Can't you smell it?
Rory: You know, it's like dogs and high-pitched noises. I think it's something only you can smell.

Quote from Michel

Lorelai: Hey, how is it out there?
Michel: It is cold and gray, like a fat, dead pigeon.
Lorelai: Oh, we'll pull out the sleds. People might want to sled. Ooh, and the parkas. We'll need the parkas.
Michel: For what?
Lorelai: In case anyone wants to hike.
Michel: You know not everyone finds the idea of being pelted with frozen water appealing.
Lorelai: I know, and how sad for them.
Michel: The sensation of getting lost in a blizzard of freezing to death in the woods, eating your friend's buttocks to stay alive... that is lost on many people.
Lorelai: I am telling you, five minutes in a snowball fight we could knock that stick right out of your butt.

Quote from Lane

Lane: So, anyhow, Rich has this amazing hair.
Rory: Really?
Lane: Oh, my God. It's so perfect. It's thick, but it's not too thick, and it's got really good natural wave. So he probably uses way less product than most guys.
Rory: Always a plus.

Quote from Lane

Lane: I just can't believe it. I mean, I've known him since the sixth grade, but suddenly he's different. He's not gangly anymore. You remember how gangly he was?
Rory: I'm sorry. What?
Lane: You're not listening to me.
Rory: I am. I'm sorry. I just couldn't find my bookmark. Okay, go ahead.
Lane: Okay, here are the problems facing the whole Bloomenfeld-Kim situation. One: Hyphenation would be a pain. Two: He's my band partner. Romance would be completely awkward. Three: He's never even looked at me like I'm a girl or something resembling one. Four: There's no way I could convince my parents he was Korean. But I can't help it. I'm obsessed. Did I tell you about his hair?
Rory: It's on his head, right?

Quote from Rory

Rory: How'd you like it?
Dean: Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Rory: You liked it. You liked Jane Austen. I knew you would. Lane, Dean likes Jane Austen.
Lane: Wow. Who would've thought?
Rory: I told him he would, but he was all: "Forget Jane Austen. You have to read Hunter Thompson."
Dean: You do have to read Hunter Thompson.
Rory: Not as much as you needed to read Jane Austen.

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