Rory: What's up?
Lorelai: Nothing. What's up with you?
Rory: You have something to tell me.
Lorelai: Boy, you're so smart. Right. Okay. Here we go. I've got a boy in the house.
Rory: You what?
Lorelai: Nothing happened, I swear. He spent the whole night on the couch. And you know him.
Rory: I do?
Lorelai: And you like him. I don't know if that's relevant. I just thought that I would throw that in there. It's Mr. Medina.
Rory: I know. My English teacher is on my couch.
Lorelai: It was the snow. You know how I get. It's like catnip. I was walking. He was there. His car was broken. We had fiesta burgers. It was the snow.