Lorelai: Vera Wang calling. Wow, you can almost see that smell.
Mrs. Kim: Is that the dress?
Lorelai: It is indeed.
Mrs. Kim: Wonderful. Lane, the dress. Well, come on, let's see it.

Mrs. Kim: Help me.
Lane: Coming.
Rory: Whoa, big Buddha.
Mrs. Kim: Save the commentary. Grab the feet.
Rory: Okay.
Mrs. Kim: Be careful. Don't let it drop.
Rory: What happens if it drops?
Mrs. Kim: It breaks.
Rory: Oh, you ask a stupid question...

Rory: What was that all about?
Lane: Three complaints, two insults, and a hefty dose of religious guilt.
Rory: What are they doing now?
Lane: Their ritual of 108 bows.
Rory: Should be called 108 "ows." [chuckles] Oh, my mother would have liked that one.

Sookie: I don't understand. I checked the time of the movie twice.
Lorelai: Well, the paper probably printed it wrong again.
Rory: We could've just gone in.
Lorelai: No, too risky. No way to know if we'd missed the money shot.
Sookie: And American Gigolo without the "gigo-down-low" is pointless.

Rory: So, what do you think? Should I pull the trigger?
Lorelai: Tell him to bring me a taco.
Rory: Will do. "T.P.T.D.I."
Lorelai: What does that mean?
Rory: "Totally Psyched To Do It."
Lorelai: He's making up his own acronyms?
Rory: Yeah, and he just learned how to make the happy face.
Lorelai: Sorry, kid, what can I say? He was really hot in high school.

Lorelai: Hi, Mrs. Kim. I'd like you to meet Christopher Hyden. He's Rory's father and a man.
Christopher: Did that really need clarification?
Lorelai: She instructed me to bring a man today. I just wanted to show her that I can take direction well. You never know who knows Spielberg.
Christopher: Why did you have to bring a man?
Lorelai: Because an unmarried woman, alone, of a certain age, dressed the way I dress apparently is Korean for Jenna Jameson.
Christopher: Where's Luke?
Lorelai: Out of town with his kid.
Christopher: Oh, well, then, lucky me. I always wanted to meet Jenna Jameson.

Rory: It's a Buddhist wedding.
Christopher: Is the Dalai Lama coming?
Lorelai: Yes, he's having the chicken.
Rory: Oh, it must be starting. You guys should stand over there.
Christopher: Okay, we wait for you.
Lorelai: Did you not get it? "He's having the chicken." Dalai Lama's a vegetarian. So he's not having the chicken. Sorry, should I have texted it to you instead?

Lorelai: Patty, Patty!
Miss Patty: Oh, hi, honey. What a pretty dress. Oh, the things you can pull off with that body.
Jackson: These all taken?
Miss Patty: Oh, no, I just thought I'd save some in case. Here, come sit.
Sookie: It's a mad house in here. How did you get all these seats together?
Miss Patty: Honey, I've been here all night.
Sookie: You're kidding. Why?
Miss Patty: 58 seats and 62 Koreans? Please. Carrot sticks?

Lane: God, look at me. I look like a bride.
Rory: You are a bride.
Lane: I feel so weird.
Rory: I want a picture.
Lane: Of me feeling weird?
Rory: No, of me standing next to you while you're feeling weird.

Lorelai: The second step is that he's now given the sidekick to me.
Rory: No.
Lorelai: Yes!
Rory: That's worse.
Lorelai: "Hi, Rory. What are you doing? What do you wearing? What are you thinking? What about now? Do you miss me? Do you think I'm pretty? Where do babies come from?"
Rory: Thanks a lot, mister.