Ross: Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel?
Monica: What? When was this?
Ross: 1987. The weekend you guys visited me at school.
Monica: Oh, my God. That's wild.
Chandler: Yeah. But it was, like, a million years ago, so it doesn't matter.
Ross: Yeah, but it matters to me.
Chandler: Why?
Ross: Because the night you kissed Rachel was the night I kissed Rachel for the very first time.
Chandler: You kissed her that night too?
Monica: Two guys in one night? Oh, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed.