‘The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)’
Season 8, Episode 23 - Aired May 16, 2002
The friends join Rachel at the hospital as she goes into labor. As Ross and Rachel are tormented by a seemingly endless stream of couples giving birth before Rachel, Chandler and Monica try to find a private location to start their quest for a baby of their own. Meanwhile, Joey helps Phoebe chat with an attractive patient, and Judy Geller gives Ross an engagement ring.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Oh, good God. If you want a baby so bad, just go steal it.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: No, not you. Dr. Ramoray. You could ask him questions and see what he's like. People tell doctors everything.
Joey: But you said he was this great guy.
Phoebe: Yeah, but lately all the guys I meet seem really nice at first, but then they turn out to the biggest big jerks.
Joey: You do attract some stinkers.