‘The One in Massapequa’
Season 8, Episode 18 - Aired March 28, 2002
When the group spend the evening in Massapequa celebrating Monica and Ross's parents' thirty-fifth wedding anniversary, Phoebe takes an extremely upbeat guy, Parker, she met at the dry cleaners, Monica tries to give a toast that will have the audience in tears, and Ross and Rachel pretend to be married.
Quote from Phoebe
Parker: So what do you want? You want me to be more negative? You want me to be less happy?
Phoebe: Much less happy.
Parker: Fine. Well, then to quote Ross, "I better be going."
Phoebe: So long. Hey, don't let the "best door in the world" hit you in the ass on your way out.
Parker: Isn't this the most incredible fight you've ever had in your entire life?
Quote from Ross
Ross: Even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn't get messed up?
Rachel: I will think about it.
Ross: That's all I'm asking.