Parker: So what do you want? You want me to be more negative? You want me to be less happy?
Phoebe: Much less happy.
Parker: Fine. Well, then to quote Ross, "I better be going."
Phoebe: So long. Hey, don't let the "best door in the world" hit you in the ass on your way out.
Parker: Isn't this the most incredible fight you've ever had in your entire life?