Ross Quote #804

Quote from Ross in The One with the Engagement Picture

Phoebe: Look, Kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her.
Ross: Like what?
Phoebe: Like she's really mean, and she's overly critical and- She will paint a room a really bright color without even checking with you.
Ross: Okay.
Phoebe: And she uses sex as a weapon.
Ross: Fine. Thank you for warning me. At breakfast, I'll be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.

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 ‘The One with the Engagement Picture’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Rachel: Phoebe, if this guy's going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
Ross: Hey, divorced men are not bad men.
Chandler: They have that on the napkins at the club.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: That's great. So Joey must have really taught you some stuff.
Tag: A little. [to a woman] How you doin'?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Hey, you guys, "Hums While He Pees" just asked me out.
Rachel: I thought that guy was married.
Phoebe: He is, but he's getting divorced. Ross, maybe you know him.