Rachel: Phoebe, if this guy's going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
Ross: Hey, divorced men are not bad men.
Chandler: They have that on the napkins at the club.

Phoebe: Yeah, well, maybe she should have spent a little less time decorating and a little more time in the bedroom.
Ross: Well, I don't think we are going to have that problem, but maybe that is because I am not emotionally unavailable.
Phoebe: You think he's emotionally unavailable?
Ross: I think he can be.
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldn't be if she didn't bring the office home every night.
Ross: Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Year's Eve 1997.
Ross: I knew you were going to throw that in my face! That was three years ago. She apologized and apologized. What more do you want?!
Phoebe: We want the last 6 years back!
Ross: So do we! So do we!

Phoebe: Hey, you guys, "Hums While He Pees" just asked me out.
Rachel: I thought that guy was married.
Phoebe: He is, but he's getting divorced. Ross, maybe you know him.