Phoebe Quote #1039
Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Phoebe: You guys, I'm sorry. Can you please talk a little slower.
Chandler: This is going in your book?
Phoebe: Yeah, it's about relationships. You know, the traps, the pitfalls, what not to do. Keep going. This stuff's great.
Monica: What? Excuse me.
Phoebe: And how none of it matters when the people really love each other. And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it's a compliment.
‘The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Ross: I just found out Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me.
Chandler: Wait a minute. Hold the phone. You're not Elizabeth's dad?
Quote from Ross
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Ross: It's great to meet you, Paul.
Paul: I usually prefer that Liz's boyfriends address me as Mr. Stevens.
Ross: Of course. Mr. Stevens.
Paul: So, Ross what's your problem?
Ross: Excuse me?
Paul: Why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?
Ross: It's funny. ... Um, it's not funny.
Quote from Monica
Ross: Come on, guys. I really want this guy to like me. It would really help me out if you guys could be here to make me look good.
Monica: Of course we'll help.
Ross: Thanks.
Monica: Yeah. We know how tough those parent-teacher conferences can be.