Phoebe: You guys, I'm sorry. Can you please talk a little slower.
Chandler: This is going in your book?
Phoebe: Yeah, it's about relationships. You know, the traps, the pitfalls, what not to do. Keep going. This stuff's great.
Monica: What? Excuse me.
Phoebe: And how none of it matters when the people really love each other. And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it's a compliment.