Joey Quote #819

Quote from Joey in The One on the Last Night

Chandler: Okay, I'm going to be moving out, so you are going to be in charge of paying the rent.
Joey: Right. And when is that due?
Chandler: On the first of the month.
Joey: And that's every month?
Chandler: No, just the months you actually want to live here.
Chandler: Okay, here's the phone bill.
Joey: Oh, my God.
Chandler: That's our phone number.

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 ‘The One on the Last Night’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I'm just gonna label it "What were you thinking?"
Rachel: That's funny. Because I was just going to go across the hall and write that on Chandler.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Now, look, I know I kind of sprung this whole me-moving-out-on-you thing. So why don't I just cover you for a while?
Joey: No, no. No way. Joey Tribbiani does not take charity ... anymore.
Chandler: It's not charity, Joe.
Joey: No. Forget it. I mean, thanks, but I'm done taking money from you. All right, I can take care of myself. Now, what's next? Come on.
Chandler: Okay, here's the electric bill.
Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?
Chandler: Well, yeah. [Joey turns the lights off] So we'll do the rest of the bills later, then?

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: Okay, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift. Now, Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out. My God, thank you.
Phoebe: Hurry! Monica's gonna make you pack. She's got jobs for everyone. Now, it's too late for me, but save yourselves!