Phoebe Quote #678
Quote from Phoebe in The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 1)
Phoebe: Okay, I'm going to show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And you're going to remember all the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws.
Rachel: I can do that. I certainly did that while we were going out.
Phoebe: Okay, before we get started, I want to say, for the record, that I love Ross. I think he's such a great guy. Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you're with Ross. Imagine that you're kissing him. You're running your hands all over his body. Then you run your hands through his hair but- Oh! Ew! Gross! It's some kind of grease. Huh?
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know, his hair never bothered me that much. It was always more crunchy than it was greasy.
Phoebe: Okay, this will be harder than I thought.
‘The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, so I'm in my map...
Quote from Ross
Emily: Then the florist said there are no tulips. And the cellist has carpal tunnel syndrome-
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Emily, honey. [time out gesture] Okay?
Emily: Well, up yours too.
Ross: What? No, no. That's "time out."
Quote from Monica
Monica: Guys, hurry up. The flight leaves in four hours. It could take time to get a taxi. There could be traffic. The plane could leave early. When we get to London, there could be a line at customs. Come on!
Chandler: Six-hour trip to London. That's a lot of Monica.