Phoebe: Okay, I'm going to show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And you're going to remember all the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws.
Rachel: I can do that. I certainly did that while we were going out.
Phoebe: Okay, before we get started, I want to say, for the record, that I love Ross. I think he's such a great guy. Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you're with Ross. Imagine that you're kissing him. You're running your hands all over his body. Then you run your hands through his hair but- Oh! Ew! Gross! It's some kind of grease. Huh?
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know, his hair never bothered me that much. It was always more crunchy than it was greasy.
Phoebe: Okay, this will be harder than I thought.