Chandler Quote #1907
Quote from Chandler in The One with Phoebe's Wedding
Mike: Look, about tomorrow, I've got a question for you. I just found out that one of my groomsmen had an emergency and can't make it.
Chandler: What happened?
Ross: Who cares? And?
Mike: And I was wondering if maybe one of you guys-
Ross: I'll do it!
Chandler: Me!
Mike: You both wanna do it? There's only room for one.
Chandler: Pick me. I look great in a tux, and I will not steal focus.
Ross: No, Mike. No, no, you wanna pick me. I mean- Watch.
Mike: You know, I really don't feel very comfortable making this decision. You know, Phoebe knows you better. I'm gonna let her choose.
Ross: Well, if Phoebe's choosing, then say hello to Mike's next groomsman.
Chandler: Oh, I will. But I will need a mirror as he is me.
Ross: Please. You're going down.
Chandler: You are going "downer."
Ross: Is that what they say on the figure skating team?
Chandler: I wouldn't know. I didn't make it.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Phoebe's Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Monica: Now, in regards to the toasts, okay, you wanna keep them short. Nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay. You just get in, do your thing, and get out.
Mike: Is that what you say to Chandler?
Monica: It's 2101, and I am not amused.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: All right, look, I need you at the rehearsal dinner tonight at 1800 hours.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Okay. What time is that?
Monica: You don't know military time?
Phoebe: Well, I must have been in missile training the day they taught that.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: How hard is it to make an ice sculpture?
Phoebe: Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy. I told you, I just want a simple wedding.
Monica: Please, honey, leave the details to me. Now, I wanna make this day as special for you as I can. Now, I was thinking the harpist should wear white.
Phoebe: Harpist? My friend Marjorie is playing the steel drums.
Monica: Oh, she backed out.
Phoebe: She did? Why?
Monica: I made her. Steel drums don't really say "elegant wedding." Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent.
Phoebe: Hey! She will shower when Tibet is free.