Quote from Chandler in The One with Phoebe's Wedding
Mike: Look, about tomorrow, I've got a question for you. I just found out that one of my groomsmen had an emergency and can't make it. Chandler: What happened? Ross: Who cares? And? Mike: And I was wondering if maybe one of you guys- Ross: I'll do it! Chandler: Me! Mike: You both wanna do it? There's only room for one. Chandler: Pick me. I look great in a tux, and I will not steal focus. Ross: No, Mike. No, no, you wanna pick me. I mean- Watch. Mike: You know, I really don't feel very comfortable making this decision. You know, Phoebe knows you better. I'm gonna let her choose. Ross: Well, if Phoebe's choosing, then say hello to Mike's next groomsman. Chandler: Oh, I will. But I will need a mirror as he is me. Ross: Please. You're going down. Chandler: You are going "downer." Ross: Is that what they say on the figure skating team? Chandler: I wouldn't know. I didn't make it.