Mike: Look, about tomorrow, I've got a question for you. I just found out that one of my groomsmen had an emergency and can't make it.
Chandler: What happened?
Ross: Who cares? And?
Mike: And I was wondering if maybe one of you guys-
Ross: I'll do it!
Chandler: Me!
Mike: You both wanna do it? There's only room for one.
Chandler: Pick me. I look great in a tux, and I will not steal focus.
Ross: No, Mike. No, no, you wanna pick me. I mean- Watch.
Mike: You know, I really don't feel very comfortable making this decision. You know, Phoebe knows you better. I'm gonna let her choose.
Ross: Well, if Phoebe's choosing, then say hello to Mike's next groomsman.
Chandler: Oh, I will. But I will need a mirror as he is me.
Ross: Please. You're going down.
Chandler: You are going "downer."
Ross: Is that what they say on the figure skating team?
Chandler: I wouldn't know. I didn't make it.