Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Wedding
Monica: How hard is it to make an ice sculpture? Phoebe: Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy. I told you, I just want a simple wedding. Monica: Please, honey, leave the details to me. Now, I wanna make this day as special for you as I can. Now, I was thinking the harpist should wear white. Phoebe: Harpist? My friend Marjorie is playing the steel drums. Monica: Oh, she backed out. Phoebe: She did? Why? Monica: I made her. Steel drums don't really say "elegant wedding." Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent. Phoebe: Hey! She will shower when Tibet is free.