Phoebe Quote #1681
Quote from Phoebe in The One Where the Stripper Cries
Officer Goodbody: Okay, ladies, can I have your attention, please?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah.
Officer Goodbody: Did someone call for the long arm of the law? I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon. I hope you're familiar with this state's penal code. Okay, okay. Enough teasing. Now for some pleasing. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She cringed.
Phoebe: This is how I look when I'm turned-on.
Officer Goodbody: You were talking about me before. Look, I don't need this.
I'm out of here. Where's my hat? Look, I've been in this business for a long time.
Phoebe: Shocking.
Officer Goodbody: Now, if you'll just pay me my $300, I'll be on my way.
Phoebe: $300? Are you kidding?
Rachel: No, that's okay. Just let me get my checkbook.
Phoebe: No, you're not gonna pay him. He didn't do anything.
Officer Goodbody: Didn't do anything? I took a bus all the way from Hoboken. I climbed, I don't know, like, a billion stairs. And it's not like I can take them two at a time.
Phoebe: I don't care. We're not paying you $300 for this.
Officer Goodbody: Well, it's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate the male form in all its glory.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Okay, I'm uptight. That's why I don't wanna watch a middle-aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child's Halloween costume.
Officer Goodbody: I may have borrowed this from my nephew but let me assure you, what's underneath is all man.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, did you say "all man" or "old man"?
Officer Goodbody: You're mean.
Monica: Look, officer- Sir?
Officer Goodbody: Damn it. Big surprise. The hunk of beef has feelings.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where the Stripper Cries’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Seriously, where did this happen?
Ross: Okay. After you told me she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was all right. She was lying on my bed, all buried in people's coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead but it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back. It was only for a second, but it was amazing. And now- Now, I find out that you kissed her first.
Chandler: Wait, what bed did you say she was on?
Ross: Mine.
Chandler: I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.
Ross: No, she was definitely on my bed.
Chandler: Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?
Ross: Well, then who was on my bed?
Monica: Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ross: No! No! No!
Monica: Yes!
Ross: You were under the pile of coats?
Monica: I was the pile of coats!
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Oh, my God!
Monica: You were my midnight mystery kisser?!
Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?!
Monica: You were my first kiss ever?!
Chandler: What did I marry into?!
Quote from Joey
Donny Osmond: Now, Gene, I must remind you, you need all six of these to stay in the game. All right. Describe for Joey "things you find in your refrigerator."
Joey: Bah, they might as well just give us the points.
Donny Osmond: Give me 20 seconds on the clock. Ready? Go.
Gene: You put this in your coffee.
Joey: A spoon. Your hands. Your face.
Gene: It's white.
Joey: Paper. Snow. A ghost!
Gene: It's heavier than milk.
Joey: A rock. A dog. The Earth.
Gene: Pass. You put this on a sandwich.
Joey: Salami. Anchovies. Jam.
Gene: It's white.
Joey: Paper. Snow. A ghost!
Gene: It's made from eggs.
Joey: Chickens?
Gene: Pass. You put this on a hamburger.
Joey: Ketchup!
Gene: Yes!
Joey: Relish!
Gene: Stop.