Ross Quote #221

Quote from Ross in The One After the Superbowl (Part 1)

Zoo Keeper: Word on the street- Well, when I say "street," I mean those little pretend streets they have here at the zoo.
Ross: Of course.
Zoo Keeper: Your monkey found a new career in the entertainment field. That's all I know.
Ross: This is unbelievable!
Zoo Keeper: So what is this information worth to you, my friend?
Ross: Are you trying to get me to bribe you?
Zoo Keeper: Maybe.
Ross: But you already told me everything.

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Quote from Chandler

Joey: I'm not Drake!
Ross: That's right. He's not Drake. He's Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin.
Erika: Is this true?
Rachel: Yes. Yes, it is true. And I know this because he pretended to be Drake to sleep with me. [throws water in Joey's face]
Monica: And then he told me he would run away with me. And he didn't! [throws water in Joey's face]
Chandler: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in Joey's face]

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Rob Donan: Maybe if you just played some regular kiddy songs?
Phoebe: No. What do you want me to be? Like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?
Rob Donan: I'm not saying you have to be Barney.
Phoebe: Who's Barney?