Joey: I'm not Drake!
Ross: That's right. He's not Drake. He's Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin.
Erika: Is this true?
Rachel: Yes. Yes, it is true. And I know this because he pretended to be Drake to sleep with me. [throws water in Joey's face]
Monica: And then he told me he would run away with me. And he didn't! [throws water in Joey's face]
Chandler: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in Joey's face]