Quote from Ross in The One After the Superbowl (Part 1)
Zoo Keeper: Word on the street- Well, when I say "street," I mean those little pretend streets they have here at the zoo. Ross: Of course. Zoo Keeper: Your monkey found a new career in the entertainment field. That's all I know. Ross: This is unbelievable! Zoo Keeper: So what is this information worth to you, my friend? Ross: Are you trying to get me to bribe you? Zoo Keeper: Maybe. Ross: But you already told me everything.