Joey Quote #135
Quote from Joey in The One Where Ross Finds Out
Joey: So how did it happen?
Phoebe: I took your advice and asked him what was going on.
Joey: What did he say?
Phoebe: He understands how sex can be, like, a very emotional thing for a woman. And he was just afraid that I was going to get all, like, "ls he gonna call me the next day?" and "Where is this going?" And, you know, blah-blah. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.
Joey: Wow.
Phoebe: Yeah, so I said, "Okay. Relax, please." I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment. You know, if he wants to see me again, he can call. And if not, that's fine too. So after a lot of talking I convinced him.
Joey: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him. He got you to say he never has to call you again. And he got you thinking this is a great idea?
Phoebe: Uh-huh.
Joey: This man is my god!
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Ross Finds Out’ Quotes
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Hi. I'm sorry. I need to borrow your phone for just one minute.
Phone Guy: I'm talking.
Rachel: I can see that. Just one phone call, I'll be very quick. I'll even pay for it myself. Okay, you're being a little weird about your phone.
Phone Guy: All right. Fine. I'll call you back.
Rachel: Thank you. Machine. Just waiting for the beep.
Michael: Good.
Rachel: Ross! Hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that everything's fine. And I'm really happy for you and your cat. Who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. You see there, I'm thinking of names so obviously I am over you. I am over you. And that, my friend, is what they call "closure."
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me?
Ross: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. Actually, I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages?
Rachel: Oh, yeah, go ahead.
Ross: Rach, I got a message from you. Who's Michael?
Rachel: Oh, my God. Ross, no. Hang up the phone. Give me the phone! Give me the- [Rachel jumps on Ross's back and grabs the phone, throwing it in the sink]
Ross: You're over me?
Rachel: Oh, God.
Ross: You're-
Rachel: Oh, God.
Ross: You're over me?
Rachel: Oh, God.
Ross: When were you under me?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: So I figured it out.
Joey: What?
Phoebe: Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. It's because I'm not sexy enough.
Joey: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Phoebe: Really? That's so sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended. But that's so sweet.