Joey: So how did it happen?
Phoebe: I took your advice and asked him what was going on.
Joey: What did he say?
Phoebe: He understands how sex can be, like, a very emotional thing for a woman. And he was just afraid that I was going to get all, like, "ls he gonna call me the next day?" and "Where is this going?" And, you know, blah-blah. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.
Joey: Wow.
Phoebe: Yeah, so I said, "Okay. Relax, please." I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment. You know, if he wants to see me again, he can call. And if not, that's fine too. So after a lot of talking I convinced him.
Joey: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him. He got you to say he never has to call you again. And he got you thinking this is a great idea?
Phoebe: Uh-huh.
Joey: This man is my god!