Chandler Quote #315
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Baby on the Bus
Chandler: Please tell me you know which one is our baby.
Joey: Well, that one has ducks on his T-shirt and this one has clowns. And Ben was definitely wearing ducks.
Chandler: Okay.
Joey: Or clowns. Oh, wait, wait. That one's definitely Ben! Remember he had that cute little mole by his mouth!
Chandler: Hey, Ben! Remember us? Okay, the mole came off. What are we gonna do? What are gonna do?
Joey: We'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.
Chandler: Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?
Joey: You got a better idea?
Chandler: All right, call it in the air.
Joey: Heads.
Chandler: Heads, it is. We have to assign heads to something!
Joey: Right! Okay, okay. Ducks is heads because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Baby on the Bus’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey, Rach, you want to hear the song I'm singing this afternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower.
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] I'm in the shower, And I'm writing a song, Stop me if you've heard it, My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Come on, Terry, I'll even clean the cappuccino machine!
Terry: You don't clean the cappuccino machine?
Rachel: Of course I clean it. I mean, I will clean it. I mean, I will clean it.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: But, I mean, come on. You cannot do this to her. I have to do this to her?
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Lather, rinse, repeat, And lather, rinse, repeat, And lather, rinse, repeat, As needed.