Chandler: Please tell me you know which one is our baby.
Joey: Well, that one has ducks on his T-shirt and this one has clowns. And Ben was definitely wearing ducks.
Chandler: Okay.
Joey: Or clowns. Oh, wait, wait. That one's definitely Ben! Remember he had that cute little mole by his mouth!
Chandler: Hey, Ben! Remember us? Okay, the mole came off. What are we gonna do? What are gonna do?
Joey: We'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.
Chandler: Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?
Joey: You got a better idea?
Chandler: All right, call it in the air.
Joey: Heads.
Chandler: Heads, it is. We have to assign heads to something!
Joey: Right! Okay, okay. Ducks is heads because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?